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November 7th, 2025

Issue Eight

Semifinals Results

Click on Logos for Individual Stats

VS.

WIN

Points: 2128

LOSS

Points: 1750

VS.

WIN

Points: 2158

LOSS

Points: 2079

Playoffs - Finals

San Diego Garage Crew

VS.

Motor City Sharpshooters

Regular Season Standings

Eastern Conference

TEAM

W/L

PF

PA

Motor City Sharpshooters

6-0

12153

8576

Pro Wrestling Tees Slammers

3-3

9893

9880

Sodballers

2-4

9034

10155

Tennessee Fireballers

2-4

8878

8905

Western Conference

TEAM

W/L

PF

PA

San Diego Garage Crew

6-0

12851

8304

Skyline Swishers

4-2

11167

8688

Sip n’ Flip Hoopsters

1-5

4877

9973

Seattle Superbirds

0-6

4943

10134

The Commissioner’s Letter — Week 1 Playoffs

From the Desk of Mr. Pop

Well, well, well… the playoffs showed up and everyone suddenly remembered how to shoot a basketball.

Three out of four teams posted their highest totals of the season. That’s what pressure does, kids. It squeezes the nerves out of you and leaves nothing but cold-blooded jumpers. But here’s the thing, if everyone rises to the occasion, the big dogs still eat first. 

 

#1 seed San Diego Garage Crew handled business against the Pro Wrestling Tees Slammers, 2128–1750. Let’s be clear: the Slammers played their best ball of the season, just picked the wrong week to run into a juggernaut. 

 

#2 seed Motor City Sharpshooters held off a late charge from the Skyline Swishers—who dropped over 2000 for the first time all season. Final: 2158–2079. That’s what we old-timers call a “shootout.”

And now… now we've got ourselves a matchup.

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The Finals

San Diego Garage Crew vs. Motor City Sharpshooters

 

Pick your storyline, folks:

  • The Garage Crew has been the top-scoring squad every week… except week 1 of the playoffs, where Motor City outscored them by 30.  
  • San Diego Captain Chris Murphy only played five games. Saving his shoulder? Mind games? Load management? 
  • Reports out of Detroit suggest the Sharpshooters are dealing with slick balls. An effect of the humidity drop… or just excess palm sweat?

Bottom line: it’s championship week, and I’m jacked to the stitches. My cardiologist advised against this level of excitement, but I told him, “Guy… you ever seen a 40-year-old arcade game unite the nation?” Didn’t think so.

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Season Awards (Part 1)
Second Team All-NPASL

Jcaltab* (Captain, Tennessee Fireballers)

Neupacc (Skyline Swishers)

LilGrungy (Pro Wrestling Tees Slammers)

Eastwood420 (Pro Wrestling Tees Slammers)

Summa (San Diego Garage Crew)

 

First Team All-NPASL
Murph* (Captain, San Diego Garage Crew)

Isham (Motor City Sharpshooters)

ScottSetzke (Motor City Sharpshooters)

BDerien (Skyline Swishers)

Mustaaard12 (San Diego Garage Crew)

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A Final Word

Congratulations to our All-NPASL honorees — couldn’t ask for a better inaugural class. Dedication, skill, punctual. More awards to be announced next week.

 

— Mr. Pop
Commissioner, National Pop-A-Shot League

All-NPASL Teams

FIRST TEAM

MURPH

SAN DIEGO GARAGE CREW

ISHAM

MOTOR CITY SHARPSHOOTERS

MUSTAAARD12

SAN DIEGO GARAGE CREW

SCOTTSETZKE

MOTOR CITY SHARPSHOOTERS

BDERIAN

SKYLINE SWISHERS

SECOND TEAM

JCALTAB

TENNESSEE FIREBALLERS

NEUPACC

SKYLINE SWISHERS

SUMMA

SAN DIEGO GARAGE CREW

lilgrungy

PRO WRESTLING TEES SLAMMERS

eastwood420

PRO WRESTLING TEES SLAMMERS

Finals

Week 6