Pop-A-Shot: We've heard reports that Jarrod's weakness is Bonus Time. True? False?
Hyphy Hoopers: I am not sure who you heard this from but they are a liar and a fraud. My wife says I am fantastic in bonus time BY THE WAY!
Pop-A-Shot: Noted. In addition to insecurity, any other team weaknesses?
Hyphy Hoopers: At present our weaknesses are sore shoulders and optimism. We’re working through these as a team and have enlisted a sports psychologist, physical therapist, and asked injured linebacker Fred Warner to come to pump us up next week (oddly he has yet to reply).
Pop-A-Shot: Does the team have any traditions, rituals or superstitions?
Hyphy Hoopers: Does Biofreezer afterwards count as a tradition?
Pop-A-Shot: Some pundits have ASAPEZRA ranked as the #1 junior in the nation. What advice does he have for young Pop-A-Shotters?
Hyphy Hoopers: Ezra is committed to staying focused, working hard, and above all else getting better than your dad so you can publicly shame him.
Pop-A-Shot: Any opposing teams or players you have your eye on this season?
Hyphy Hoopers: Having lost in front of a few thousand people on The Ocho to the handsome and talented Michael Pashkow, Jarrod is interested in taking down Pop it like it's hot. He still walks around his house muttering “f*cking Pashkow.”
Pop-A-Shot: Anything else you'd like to share before we wrap things up?
Hyphy Hoopers: Joey and Jarrod were reminiscing about what a treat it is to be surrounded by other grown men and womens who take arcade sports so seriously. Grateful to be taking it seriously with the entire Pop-A-Shot community!
